Pack of 28

We've been in school for almost a month now, and there are a few highlights from my new pack of 28 bright and bold, pre-sharpened students.

Recent third grade problems:

"My ear is dirty." (Because he hadn't cleaned it since he showered a week earlier.)
"Yogurt splashed into my eye."

From their "Favorite Things" worksheets:

     My favorite food: restaurant food
     My favorite holiday: my birthday

From their "Me in Numbers" worksheets:

     I have 24 pets at home.
     I have 26 pets at home.
     I wake up at 6:04.
     I wake up at 6:54.

From their Bible journals: 

I think having faith means…
     To be confident in everything. 
     The heroes fighted for God.
     Knowing that God is on your side.